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Post by MC Gee Gee on May 24, 2009 22:12:41 GMT -5
IM SICK OF HEARING ABOUT DIS GUY! so what? he's da furst black president. GREAT? YOU WANT A COOKIE? he beat Hillary Clinton. SHE'S A STINKIN FEMALE! of course he beat her! then he beat dat old guy, who looked like he smelled like milk. what was his name? McDouble or somethin. some fast food sounding name. ANYONE CAN OUTSMART AN OLD GUY!
how come i keep seeing Obama on da news all da time? on da tv. he isn't even funny, and he doesn't punch people. they just show clips of him talking about bullcrap dat i dont understand. like da economy. WHAT DA HELL IS DA ECONOMY?? a bird or something? then they show clips of him and his family in his yard. playing with some stupid dog. although, i gots to say, i like looking at his wife. i would pork dat lady till da thingyens came home. i'd be like "so what your husband is da president? lets get in da jacuzzi and pork." she'd drop him in a second.
i dont wanna watch some guy playing wit his dog on tv! i wanna see people exploding for no reason! i wanna see people throwing poop at each other! all he does is stand at microphones and talk. IF I WANTED TO LISSEN TO DAT, I WOULDN'T CUT SCHOOL ALL DA TIME!
and what has he EVER done for me? NOTHING! has he ever took me to McDonald's to get me a cheeseburger? NO!!! has he ever lent me five bucks? NO!
he looks like a ventriliquist dummy. there i said it. i said what is real.
i liked Bush better cos he was all dumb and stuff, and it was funny. but even he was lame. he never exploded on tv or nuthin.
it's time to start slapping people.
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Post by uh on Jun 1, 2009 16:10:01 GMT -5
uh....
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